Oh your artwork is of Parker? How surprising
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~ Sunday, May 27 ~
Jules’s brothers cake for graduation got messed up and the lady made it a congrats on the new baby instead of congrats on graduating so fucking funny I laughed forever
LMFAO
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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
I was pretty scared just now because my outside lights went off (when someone walks by them they flash) and I heard loud clanging and a bunch of moving around so I got by my door and sneaked a look outside ready to face my imminent life challenge but it was just a possum in my trash
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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Very forceful Duane
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
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